MORE THAN A BAD HAIR DAY
©2008 Dan Bar-el
There’s a rhinoceros horn in the middle of my head
I’m sure it was not there last night before I went to bed
But now I eat my breakfast while my family runs in terror
To whom does one complain about this very glaring error?
Still, it’s good for punching holes and great for hanging hats
I’m sure I’d have the upper “hand” in hand-to-horn combat
What bothers me about this spike is how I will prevail
Since yesterday I woke up with two antlers and a tail
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What do you win, you ask? Hmmmmm ...
Perhaps a clue is hidden somewhere in the name of this page ...